Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
Tell them I hate them. Say what? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head. " I don't 'need' to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here.
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. Oh, I think we should just stay friends. It's toe-tappingly tragic!
- Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
- You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
- Bender, you risked your life to save me!
And I'm his friend Jesus.
I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him. She also liked to shut up! Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
- And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
- Kids have names?
- When the lights go out, it's nobody's business what goes on between two consenting adults.
I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments." I love you, buddy! Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
I don't know what you did, Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mamas. Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
How much did you make me? Why would I want to know that? Actually, that's still true. Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers? Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say.
Guess again. Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Look, everyone wants to be like Germany, but do we really have the pure strength of 'will'? Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head. Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from intestinal parasites? Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase. Why did you bring us here?
Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think? Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume? And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. A sexy mistake.
You mean while I'm sleeping in it? Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? I'll get my kit!
All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? With gusto. Can I use the gun? This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Anyone who laughs is a communist! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!